How to Get Paid if You're Using a Pen Name

Sorry, AWAI’s whip-crackers say this isn’t the place to share my new-found gambling knowledge. Don’t know why. After the Vegas travel writers’ gig finished, I returned to Treasure Island’s blackjack tables… and left $175 to the good.

One question that surfaced during our recent workshop was about pen-names. Well, I’d better ‘fess up here too:   Steenie Harvey is a figment of my imagination.

My real first name is boringly ordinary. (Not that you’ll learn it here — you’ll understand why in a moment.)   But when I started freelancing 16 years ago, I was thoroughly pretentious. To me, “Steenie” seemed more likely to catch an editor’s eye. I soon realized that it’s your work editors’ buy — not the name you put on a cover sheet. Even so, having a pen-name suits me.

Courting Controversy… and Trouble

You see, if you write anything controversial, you’re almost begging for trouble. Of course, if you can justify the claims you’ve made, no writer should be concerned about criticism.   Unfortunately there’s normal criticism — and abnormal criticism. Of the zillions of lunatics roaming the world, a fair few read “International Living.” As you may know, I write for its print issue and website — and I’m forwarded all the psychotic rants. (Ever come across that piece of advice saying “try to imagine your reader?” When I imagine my reader, it’s always Jack Nicholson in “The Shining.”)

A postcard about Scotland’s Rosslyn Chapel carvings convinced one crank that I’m the “Whore of Babylon.” Another snippet about the disgusting bus station toilets in Athens resulted in an abusive spiel about my pampered ways. It would have been helpful if he’d explained how women can use squat toilets without peeing over their trouser hems — but he never did.

Set out to deliberately provoke, and things get worse. I knew writing about my bullfight lust was probably a mistake — but the chance to get IL’s more politically-correct subscribers agitated was irresistible. My “Los Toros” postcard from Madrid brought tons of feedback. Many readers loved it — nobody dares mention bullfighting any more — but there were just as many squeals from infuriated animal lovers. Apparently bullfighting is staged “only for the pleasure of warped minds.” Warped minds, huh? I adore causing outrage!

Nom de Plume: Useful if Your Readers Are After You

Usually, if e-mails are in any way sensible, I reply via the publication — not my own address. Raving nutters always get ignored. My advice is: Do the same — and never make yourself too available to readers. Before I got an unlisted number, one American woman tracked me down by phone. It was creepy to think how much digging she must have done. The original number — in Ireland — was actually listed under my husband’s name.

What next? I had a vision of animal activist maniacs arriving on the doorstep, gleefully intent on chopping me into pieces. (“Here’s Johnny!”) I know it sounds paranoid, but if you’re also a bull-fight enthusiast — and intend writing about it — using a pen-name might be wise.

How to Get Paid if You Use a Pen Name

Regarding pen-name practicalities, changing your name legally isn’t necessary. Your byline — the name an article appears under — can be whatever you choose.

The bad news is that setting up a bank account in a nom de plume is now quite difficult in most countries. (Things were far easier in Ireland in 1988.) What you should do is inform the editor that although checks must be made payable to your real name, you wish articles to appear under a pen-name. Some contracts even make provision for this.

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